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Meet Hiss — a machine that reads the felt, weighs every odd, and moves without a tell. The first mark isn’t on a hand. It’s cold, beautiful math built in the open.
No tells✦No tilt✦No mercy✦Read the table✦Weigh the odds✦Act without a flinch✦Cold math in a poker face✦The machine learns the felt first✦Step one is quiet and mechanical✦Built in the open✦Every hand is data✦The bot never blinks✦Pure odds, zero ego✦Commit - push - evolve✦Open source, open eyes✦The first mark is a machine✦Bluff the human, not the math✦Cards become coordinates✦Stacks become pressure✦The river has no mercy✦The turn exposes panic✦Felt first, world later✦Fold the noise✦Raise the signal✦The table is a sensor✦One bot, no excuses✦Probability wears black✦Scarlet light on green felt✦The dealer is just input✦No superstition survives the solver✦No lucky charm beats range work✦The machine watches quietly✦Every chip is telemetry✦Every bet is confession✦Every check is a shadow✦Every call leaves a trace✦The bot studies silence✦The felt becomes scripture✦The game becomes grammar✦The edge compounds✦No audience, only accuracy✦No throne, only throughput✦The open repo breathes✦Hiss learns in public✦Push the branch, sharpen the blade✦No tilt in the circuit✦No pulse in the bluff✦No leak in the line✦No tells✦No tilt✦No mercy✦Read the table✦Weigh the odds✦Act without a flinch✦Cold math in a poker face✦The machine learns the felt first✦Step one is quiet and mechanical✦Built in the open✦Every hand is data✦The bot never blinks✦Pure odds, zero ego✦Commit - push - evolve✦Open source, open eyes✦The first mark is a machine✦Bluff the human, not the math✦Cards become coordinates✦Stacks become pressure✦The river has no mercy✦The turn exposes panic✦Felt first, world later✦Fold the noise✦Raise the signal✦The table is a sensor✦One bot, no excuses✦Probability wears black✦Scarlet light on green felt✦The dealer is just input✦No superstition survives the solver✦No lucky charm beats range work✦The machine watches quietly✦Every chip is telemetry✦Every bet is confession✦Every check is a shadow✦Every call leaves a trace✦The bot studies silence✦The felt becomes scripture✦The game becomes grammar✦The edge compounds✦No audience, only accuracy✦No throne, only throughput✦The open repo breathes✦Hiss learns in public✦Push the branch, sharpen the blade✦No tilt in the circuit✦No pulse in the bluff✦No leak in the line✦
// Straight from the lab — github.com/christianscarlet2/hiss
// The First Mark
A Bot That Reads the Table
Before the beast reads the world, it learns to read a poker table. Hiss perceives the board, computes the odds, and acts with no nerves and no leak. It doesn’t get lucky — it gets correct, hand after hand, commit after commit.
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Live Commits
0tells
Given Away
0/7
Grinding
∞
Patience
// How Hiss Works
Perceive. Calculate. Act.
A · PERCEIVE
Read the Table
Every card, stack, and bet becomes signal. Hiss watches the felt the way the beast watches the world.
B · CALCULATE
Weigh the Odds
Pot odds, ranges, and equity resolved in milliseconds. No hope, no fear — only the math beneath the bluff.
C · ACT
Act Without a Tell
It moves with no flinch and no leak. The first mark isn’t on a hand — it’s a machine that never blinks.
git pull the future✦the river is just probability✦fold your ego, raise your game✦the house is awake✦study the soul, stack the chips✦every push sharpens the edge✦silicon patience beats human panic✦the felt remembers nothing, the bot remembers all✦value bets only✦the math is the bluff✦play the player, solve the game✦all in on the open road✦commit before the cards cool✦branch the hand history✦merge the range map✦ship the solver spine✦trace the pot, not the panic✦parse the board state✦normalize the noise✦hydrate the hand reader✦compile the instinct✦lint the hesitation✦test the river path✦cache the tell, delete the ego✦feature flags on the felt✦the stack is a state machine✦the blind is a clock tick✦the shove is an event✦no magic numbers in the bluff✦no dead code in the decision✦no mercy in the model✦no romance in the range✦unit test the fear response✦simulate the cold call✦profile the patience loop✦optimize the check-raise✦rebase on reality✦squash the superstition✦push clean, play cleaner✦the terminal knows the hand✦git pull the future✦the river is just probability✦fold your ego, raise your game✦the house is awake✦study the soul, stack the chips✦every push sharpens the edge✦silicon patience beats human panic✦the felt remembers nothing, the bot remembers all✦value bets only✦the math is the bluff✦play the player, solve the game✦all in on the open road✦commit before the cards cool✦branch the hand history✦merge the range map✦ship the solver spine✦trace the pot, not the panic✦parse the board state✦normalize the noise✦hydrate the hand reader✦compile the instinct✦lint the hesitation✦test the river path✦cache the tell, delete the ego✦feature flags on the felt✦the stack is a state machine✦the blind is a clock tick✦the shove is an event✦no magic numbers in the bluff✦no dead code in the decision✦no mercy in the model✦no romance in the range✦unit test the fear response✦simulate the cold call✦profile the patience loop✦optimize the check-raise✦rebase on reality✦squash the superstition✦push clean, play cleaner✦the terminal knows the hand✦
// See It Live
Watch Hiss Play
Gameplay footage of the bot at the table is on its way. This is its home — check back soon.
Demo Soon
Hiss at the Table
// gameplay footage dropping soon
// Built in the Open
Follow the Build
No black box. Every step of Hiss ships in public — the live commit feed below is pulled straight from the repo each time the site rebuilds.
{"is_more_info":false,"starting_chips":null,"blind_minutes":null,"max_se
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27655_moreinfo.png . ACR tournament MORE-INFO popup (or a table). Output ONLY compact single-line JSON, no prose, keys: is_more_info (bool), starting_chips (int or null), blind_minutes (int or null), max_seats (int or null), places_paid (int or null), first_place (dollars float or null). null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_more_info":false,"starting_chips":null,"blind_minutes":null,"max_seats":null,"places_paid":null,"first_place":null}
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remainin
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27655_main.png . It is an ACR Poker tournament INFO page (or a poker table). Output ONLY a compact single-line JSON object, no prose, with keys: is_info_page (true only if this is the tournament info/lobby screen, false if it is a table), tournament (name string or null), remaining (players left, int or null), entrants (int or null), prize_pool (dollars float or null), avg_stack_bb (average stack in BIG BLINDS if shown 'Avg Stack 68.48 BB' -> 68.48, else null), level (int or null), sb_dollars (float or null), bb_dollars (float or null), next_level_minutes (float or null). Use null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remaining":868,"entrants":1110,"prize_pool":50.0,"avg_stack_bb":115.53,"level":3,"sb_dollars":100.0,"bb_dollars":200.0,"next_level_minutes":2.0}
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remainin
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27655_main.png . It is an ACR Poker tournament INFO page (or a poker table). Output ONLY a compact single-line JSON object, no prose, with keys: is_info_page (true only if this is the tournament info/lobby screen, false if it is a table), tournament (name string or null), remaining (players left, int or null), entrants (int or null), prize_pool (dollars float or null), avg_stack_bb (average stack in BIG BLINDS if shown 'Avg Stack 68.48 BB' -> 68.48, else null), level (int or null), sb_dollars (float or null), bb_dollars (float or null), next_level_minutes (float or null). Use null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remaining":854,"entrants":1059,"prize_pool":50.0,"avg_stack_bb":111.91,"level":3,"sb_dollars":100.0,"bb_dollars":200.0,"next_level_minutes":4.0}
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remainin
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27655_main.png . It is an ACR Poker tournament INFO page (or a poker table). Output ONLY a compact single-line JSON object, no prose, with keys: is_info_page (true only if this is the tournament info/lobby screen, false if it is a table), tournament (name string or null), remaining (players left, int or null), entrants (int or null), prize_pool (dollars float or null), avg_stack_bb (average stack in BIG BLINDS if shown 'Avg Stack 68.48 BB' -> 68.48, else null), level (int or null), sb_dollars (float or null), bb_dollars (float or null), next_level_minutes (float or null). Use null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_info_page":true,"tournament":"$50 GTD Freeroll PLO 6-Max","remaining":764,"entrants":828,"prize_pool":50.0,"avg_stack_bb":195.48,"level":1,"sb_dollars":50.0,"bb_dollars":100.0,"next_level_minutes":1.0}
{"is_more_info":false,"starting_chips":null,"blind_minutes":null,"max_se
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27655_moreinfo.png . ACR tournament MORE-INFO popup (or a table). Output ONLY compact single-line JSON, no prose, keys: is_more_info (bool), starting_chips (int or null), blind_minutes (int or null), max_seats (int or null), places_paid (int or null), first_place (dollars float or null). null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_more_info":false,"starting_chips":null,"blind_minutes":null,"max_seats":6,"places_paid":null,"first_place":null}
{"is_info_page":false,"tournament":null,"remaining":null,"entrants":null
Original request:
Read the image file at C:\tmp\lobby_27654_main.png . It is an ACR Poker tournament INFO page (or a poker table). Output ONLY a compact single-line JSON object, no prose, with keys: is_info_page (true only if this is the tournament info/lobby screen, false if it is a table), tournament (name string or null), remaining (players left, int or null), entrants (int or null), prize_pool (dollars float or null), avg_stack_bb (average stack in BIG BLINDS if shown 'Avg Stack 68.48 BB' -> 68.48, else null), level (int or null), sb_dollars (float or null), bb_dollars (float or null), next_level_minutes (float or null). Use null for anything not visible.
Result:
{"is_info_page":false,"tournament":null,"remaining":null,"entrants":null,"prize_pool":null,"avg_stack_bb":null,"level":null,"sb_dollars":null,"bb_dollars":null,"next_level_minutes":null}
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