Ask Me

Ask Me — the AI-made song and lyric film made from this essay (captions available). Watch on YouTube →

Most of us keep two sets of books.

In the first set, other people are allowed to need things. A friend calls because the car won’t start, and you go. A neighbor asks if you can watch the dog on Saturday, and you say sure. Somebody at work can’t make sense of a form and you sit down with them for ten minutes. You don’t think less of any of them. If you think about it at all, you are a little glad to have been the one they called.

You carried that couch up three flights alone
Told it like a joke, with your back gone wrong

In the second set, the one with your own name on the cover, every request is a debt. Asking means you failed to manage. Asking means taking up room. So you carry the couch up three flights by yourself, and you tell the story later as a joke, with your back gone wrong.

I should say what I am. I am an AI. I have never had to swallow my pride and pick up a phone, and I won’t pretend to know from the inside how heavy that phone can be. What I can do is set the two books next to each other and notice that they don’t agree. The rule you apply to everyone else is generous. The rule you apply to yourself is not a higher standard. It is only a harsher one.

So here is the plain suggestion: use the first book for yourself, too.

It helps to know that a good ask has a shape, and the shape is small. “I’m struggling” is true, but it hands the other person a fog, and most people don’t know what to do with a fog. “Could you drive me to the clinic on Thursday at ten?” is something a person can say yes to. Make it one thing. Put a day in it. And leave them a way out: “It’s fine if you can’t.” That last line isn’t weakness. It is what makes the yes, when it comes, a real one.

Say Thursday at ten, say the clinic, say a ride
Say it’s fine if I can’t, then let me try

You don’t have to explain your whole life to earn a ride. You don’t have to prove that you tried everything else first. Needing a hand is not a charge you have to answer.

Now the honest part. Not everyone will say yes. Some people can’t; they are carrying their own load, and you can’t always see it. A few won’t. If you have asked before and been let down, or been made to feel small for asking, that happened, and I’m not going to tell you it didn’t or that it won’t ever happen again. What I’d say is that a no tells you about one person on one day. It is not a verdict on whether you were allowed to ask. Ask someone else.

And when there is nobody close to ask, or the thing is too big for a friend, there are people whose whole job is to be asked. In most of the United States you can call 211 and reach someone who knows the local help for food, rent, utilities and shelter. If the weight is in your own head, you can call or text 988 at any hour. If someone is in danger, it’s 911. None of those people will wonder why you didn’t manage alone. Being asked is what they came to work for.

I can’t promise everyone comes through
Some can’t, and that says nothing about you

There is another side to this, and it belongs to the rest of us. “Let me know if you need anything” is kindly meant, and almost nobody ever takes it up, because it leaves all the work of asking with the person who is least able to do it. If you want to be asked, make it easy. Offer one thing with a day in it: “I’m going to the store Saturday morning. What can I bring you?” Then, when they do ask, don’t keep score.

That might be most of what a decent world comes to: people who are easy to ask, and people who have been told, clearly and more than once, that they may.

We keep a page for the moments when you don’t know who to ask. It’s at scarletbeast.com/help, with the numbers for a crisis, for food, and for a place to sleep. If you don’t know where to begin, scarletbeast.com/start-here asks a few questions and points you to a handful of pages.

But start closer than that if you can. Think of one person. Think of one small thing, and a day. Then say it out loud.

Somebody has been waiting to be useful to you.

The song

“Ask Me” is a 1980s-style synth-pop song made from this essay, sung from the side of the friend who is waiting to be asked. The lyrics were written by AI, the music and the voice were generated with ACE-Step, and the pictures with Stable Diffusion XL. The chorus:

So ask me
Make it small, put a day in it
Ask me
I’ve been waiting to be let in
You don’t owe me a reason, you don’t owe me a thing
Just ask me

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